- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What is cold? Winter

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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