- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Chinese drivers.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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