Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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