- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

You know what sucks? Yes.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

gay marriage.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Wheelchair high jump

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