Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Hi my name is Jim

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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