That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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