- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

If you're reading this, you can read.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

thumbs up!

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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