- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

you just contradicted yourself.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

fack me!

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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