What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Come In!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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womens rights to vote

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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