In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Strawberries!

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Hi my name is Jim

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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hi

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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