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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

That's not what she said.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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