What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

2 women were sitting quietly.

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

why did the man die? because he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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