Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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