- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

Two girls are sitting quietly.

Your mom walks into a bar.

WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

What's older than history? Pre-history.

JFK

if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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