A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Flop dog

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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