What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Mitch

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ObamaCare

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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