What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I dont no the difference between their and there

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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