How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Anti Joke

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