How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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69

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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matt shut up

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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