Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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ObamaCare

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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