whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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