What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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