What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

Why didn't the man eat the carrots? Because he was a vegetarian.

What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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