- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

Hello penis

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

Barack Obama.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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