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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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