Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Spell: “This word”

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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