Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Knock knock. Come in.

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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