How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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