- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Why? Whats wrong?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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