- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What's 4+7 47

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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