- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What did Delaware? A coat.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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