What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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