Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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The Irish man was sober.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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