- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you call an amazing person Good

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Your mom.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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