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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Welcome to die!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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