- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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