- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

mark is mark

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

i dont like chris

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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