You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Can you see this brett? Connor

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Women's sports.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Justin Bieber got laid

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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