Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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womens rights

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Anti Joke

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