whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Kathy Griffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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