- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Your mom.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What do you call an amazing person Good

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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