- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

once upon a time there was a boy

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Gorden Brown.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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