What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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wood cant chuck wood

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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