Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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poop is very very yummy.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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