If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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fack me!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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