Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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whats long and green? weed

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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