what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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