what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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