why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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The 80's

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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