"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Jews.

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yeah..

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Whoevers at the door you should probably go answer it.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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