A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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British Dentistry

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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