Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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pizzano is a tool.

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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