What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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matt shut up

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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