How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why couldn't the dog say anything to the cat? It was born deaf.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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God

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ObamaCare

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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