- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

Two computers walk into a bar I forget the rest

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

How full could a skeleton's stomach possibly be? Replete with perceptible emptiness.

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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